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- TOP TEN BORIS BECKER EXCUSES
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- 10. Thought it was the French Open where they just surrender the
- championship to you
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- 9. Who can concentrate when you're standing opposite hunky Pete
- Sampras?
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- 8. Didn't want to spoil cool "Three-Pete!" headlines
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- 7. Shouldn't have trained with that "Dorf on Tennis" video
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- 6. Was just giving her a ride to the corner for God's sake
- (that's a Hugh Grant excuse)
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- 5. Had the feeling Dick Enberg was undressing him with his eyes
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- 4. Prince Charles' ears kept blocking the sun
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- 3. Hard to concentrate with Marv Albert constantly shouting
- "Yes!"
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- 2. Distracted by Fergie making out with ball boy in royal box
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- 1. Three words: grass stained balls!
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- Letterman, Monday, July 10, 1995
- Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995
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